Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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