is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
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If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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