It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
you will always have a special place in my vag
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
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Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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