All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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