i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
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Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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