what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I came so hard my ears popped.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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