I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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