Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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