i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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