Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
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I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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