Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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