better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Randomize