Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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