the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
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someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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