no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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