bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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