Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
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We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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