the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
fuck your aforementioned shoe
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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