Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
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How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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