I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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