my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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