I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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