I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
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Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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