You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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