Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
My ass is underappreciated
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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