Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
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Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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