I just saw a hot homeless man
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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