Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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