dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
she told me i tasted like america
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
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I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
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Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
There are leaves in my underwear?
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