Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
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All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
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There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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