what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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