u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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