I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Rumble strips road head = magical
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
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First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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