David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
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I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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