he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
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Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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