ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
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I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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