Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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