making cat noises will not fix the situation.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
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Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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