This girl is more easily done than said...
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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