Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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