your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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