called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
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