I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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