Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
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I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize