i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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