belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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