He had one of those small greek statue penises
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
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I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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