Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
only you would photoshop your dick
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize