I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Randomize