..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
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That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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